Show me lonely and show me openings to lead me closer to you

Ways to tell I'm living in limbo and am essentially homeless, all of which are amusing the hell out of me:

• I have to unpack and repack my toiletries every time I shower or brush my teeth or whatever.  A profoundly weird thing to be doing in a house I still own ...
• The ringer on the remaining phone is unfamiliar.
• Very soon, I will have no place to sit but the fireplace hearth. 
• I keep forgetting that there are no trash cans anywhere, but only a trash bag in the kitchen.

And the bang-my-head-on-the-dining-room-chandelier count is currently at 2 ...

6 days to Portland ...